Resolutions

Here are my three main resolutions for '09:
3) To become domesticated.
Okay, this one may or may not happen. I am, however, trying to learn how to cook and sort of like cleaning.
2) To not be so hard on myself.
A lot easier said than done.
And, drumroll, please...
1) To make sure Barack knows who I am by this time next year.
Oh, yes, I did! Mark my words, this one will definitely happen.
And there you have 'em, folks-- my New Year's resolutions.
Let Revolution '09 commence!