Headline: Things looking up in Ashleyverse; Paradise still elusive, though

I'm so excited! I'm getting ready to submit my very first op-ed column to the DEN. I can't wait until I start getting paid for writing articles. Well, I'm still trying to find Paradise. I wonder if perhaps it's not an actual geographic location, but rather a state of mind. Apparently, it's not Neverland Ranch. lol! Judging by what I've read of The Prelude, Wordsworth didn't have too much luck finding it, either. Oh, well, I suppose we have to create our own inner Paradises.