Breaking News: I have nothing to say.

Yes, that's right! I'm speechless. You read it here first, folks. Actually, I'm really tired because I've spent the last six hours engineering a double-header high school (Olney Tigers vs. Charleston Trojans) baseball game. Chucktown won both games. They were the slowest-moving sporting events ever. Anywho, my mind is totally numb. I think I'm gonna order some Chinese food and zone out and watch M*A*S*H and Saturday Night Live. I'm done.